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Email us! Now!
Here's information on the fantastic, amazing people...okay, just the morons...who write
for this site. Email them directly, to make sure your abuse gets to the right person!
Gringo
Growing up on a carnival site didn't affect Gringo. He enjoys dressing up as Shakes the Clown and entertaining passers-by. Even when they don't ask. A pacifist at heart, his only violent outburst was beating a monkey to death with a banana peel. Stupid ass monkey. Send links, praise and money his way. Gringo enjoys writing in the third person.
Email: listentm@hotmail.com
Joe
Joe is the second-most frequent contributor to this site. His reviews are the ones that have a lot of cursing and are really bad because he's against going bak to edit his wrok for some reason. He's the creative force behind Spurt and holds the writing credits for Gringo...but he won't admit to it. Send hate mail to him. Screw Flanders.
Email: Not yet! Mystery!
Ross
Despite having sworn to destroy all humanity, Ross generally gets along with people. He's had no contact with the outside world aside from the Internet since 1993, so any current movies he sees were probably pirated. He hates Gringo and is planning to beat him to death with a whole ham, as revenge for that monkey-beating episode. Send him help.
Email: Also not yet! Also a mystery!
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website is © 2001 me. All pictures, sounds and other stuff which doesn't
belong to me is © its respective owner(s). Everything else is a free-for-all.
Steal anything I created (as if you'd ever want to) and I'll...well, I probably
won't be motivated to do anything. But you never know.
And yes, that is Colonel Sanders throwing a punch at this copyright
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