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I was gonna write this review, but then I got high.
In a word: bad.
(Whatever that means).
The puppets are back, on a quest for brain juice.
Ape shit.
Subversive trends and wacky sidekicks abound.
Return to Isla Sorna...again.
Fall down, have sex. Repeat.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Ross' intelligence is truly artificial.
Reviewing crap before it is excreted from Hollywood’s ass.
"He wasn't much of a man...now he's not much of an
animal".
Film adaption of bad video game equals...
They're puppets. Who kill. And stuff.
Tip #1: Don't employ Kevin Costner.
Learning to love the poor man's Mr. Myagi.
And how not to. Aren't I helpful?
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