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Spurt


Hello, I am Joe.

Spurt is a comic that I did once as a "spur of the moment" kind of thing. That was kind of the idea of it. It's not supposed to be much to look at (I can't draw so I couldn't make it be much to look at if even if I wanted to) as I just put it down quickly and didn't really give much real thought to it at all. Roughly two people found it funny though which was, for some reason, enough to make me think I should try and make more of these.

Originally I wasn't planning any real reoccurring characters in it because that kind of defies the "quickly slapped-together" feel of it. Of course the characters don't even really matter as the dialogue is what I really think up and any characters will do as long as they're saying the right thing. Therefore, there are reoccurring characters but they will just be speaking whatever pops into my mind at the time and I will just apply the dialogue to a specific character if it fits. The basic idea of every comic is still based off of something that happened to pop into my head while I was on the toilet or shooting up.

Overall, I'd say it's a pretty boring comic but maybe people with brain damage will enjoy it and since research (masturbation) shows that our fan base is 68% brain damage patients, I'd say it's got a decent shot at least. New comics should occur whenever I fall out the window and have a fat man step on my head again.

Here they are:

#1 - The First Comic


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